Cat People.

What would a house be like without cats?  I really don't even want to think about it!  It would be no fun at all!  These days we're regular old cat people, we now have two cats!  Lets cut the crap and do some formal introductions, Fritz is our black cat girl and Lennie is a wild little cat man.  

Lennie is six months old and a ball of energy, he can pounce with the best of em'. He's hungry all of the time, constantly doing naughty things (like chewing up phone chargers), and farting.  What can I say he's a typical boy- but I never thought it would be so fun to have a son!  You can call him man and guy-wrestle with him, boys are much more fun than I thought. 

Sometimes he just gets so tired from digging in the plants and knocking things off the counters, that he just passes out on the couch by himself (this is real). 

Fritz is my girl, shes an awesome hunter, she can catch any fly that wanders in the house, and is constantly on the prowl.  Shes a mature woman at the ripe old age of four (that's 28 in cat years), and is totally not interested in what her immature younger brother is doing (or so she pretends).  

The house would be totally boring without these guys around!